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Brother 6 |  |
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Like To 'Cock My Leg', Says BB Housemate |  BB
Housemate Doggy shocked the house last night with tales of how he likes to cock
his leg in public. The small yappy type dog sized green fixture and fitting, says
that he is a urine exhibitionist who likes to go to the toilet with his owner
watching. The Daily Moan newspaper has called for the resignations of all involved. |
15 June |
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Big
Brother 6 Latest The
best BB6 coverage only in The Excrement | | Big
Brother 6 | |
| Naughty
Step Tortured By Maxwell's Botty |  Tensions
amongst the furnishings in the Big Brother house were raised last night after
Big Brother told a half naked man in a baby costume to sit on Red Step. Toaster
and Kettle both complained to BB. In
other developments: Kettle yesterday revealed he was a bisexual and had once boiled
over while watching a George Michael video. |
8 June |
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Big
Brother 6 Sex The
best BB6 coverage only in the Daily Moan | | Big
Brother 6 | |
| Is
Doggy The Vainest Housemember In BB History? DAMN! | Only
three days into this year's disgraceful Big Brother slutfest and Doggy has shown
his arse to the cameras over 23 million times, or so it feels like to us. Why
oh why oh why do the producers of Big Brother chose such bloody exhibitionists?
At 5:15pm on Sunday Doggy was seen varnishing his paws and then licking himself
in the mirror! This has got to stop! Can television go any further downmarket?
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30 May |
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| | Big
Brother Wee Wee Get
your free Hoola Hoop only in today's Daily Moan | | Big
Brother 6 | |
| Apple
Juice, Cod Liver Oil or Urine Test For Housemates | It
would have been the disgrace of the series so far... Doh! We have learned that
a producer on Big Brother considered making housemates drink urine in a game screened
last night. In the end the producers only used cod liver oil. But bloody hell
that was close. In related news: See p67 to see our television critic piss on
Big Brother 6. |
9 June |
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Big
Brother 6 Controversy The
best BB6 coverage only in The Excrement | | Big
Brother 6 | |
| Kushion
Demands To Leave House |  Kushion
says she wants to leave the house in a tearful outburst witnessed by millions.Kuschion,
the spotty cushion who has spent the last three days in the bedroom, demanded
to be carried to the diary room at 3pm today to drop a bomb shell. She wants
to leave the house. Big
Brother persuaded her to think it over, use the next few hours to work out her
differences with the other furnishings and see how she feels in the morning. |
30 May |
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Big
Brother 6 Lovers The
best BB6 coverage only in the Dully Mirror | | Big
Brother 6 | |
| Why
Kettle and Jug Must Win Big Brother 6 |  Only
3 days into Big Brother 6, one of the nicestly furnished Big Brother's ever, our
hearts have been won over by both Kettle and Jug, the first couple to ever go
into the Big Brother house together. It's only been three days but already their
love for doing dull things together is an inspiration to us all. Boiling water.
Sitting together, handles touching. Is this the best big brother ever? You know,
I think it is... Boo hoo... |
30 May |
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