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15 June 2005
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Urine Fetishist

National Enquirerer
Big Brother 6
BB Eyes
I Like To 'Cock My Leg', Says BB Housemate
DoggyBB Housemate Doggy shocked the house last night with tales of how he likes to cock his leg in public. The small yappy type dog sized green fixture and fitting, says that he is a urine exhibitionist who likes to go to the toilet with his owner watching. The Daily Moan newspaper has called for the resignations of all involved.
15 June

Big Brother 6 Latest

The best BB6 coverage only in The Excrement
Daily Excrement (spoof of Daily Express)
Big Brother 6
BB Eyes
Naughty Step Tortured By Maxwell's Botty
StaircaseTensions amongst the furnishings in the Big Brother house were raised last night after Big Brother told a half naked man in a baby costume to sit on Red Step. Toaster and Kettle both complained to BB.
In other developments: Kettle yesterday revealed he was a bisexual and had once boiled over while watching a George Michael video.
8 June

Big Brother 6 Sex

The best BB6 coverage only in the Daily Moan
Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
Big Brother 6
BB Eyes
Is Doggy The Vainest Housemember In BB History? DAMN!

DoggyOnly three days into this year's disgraceful Big Brother slutfest and Doggy has shown his arse to the cameras over 23 million times, or so it feels like to us. Why oh why oh why do the producers of Big Brother chose such bloody exhibitionists? At 5:15pm on Sunday Doggy was seen varnishing his paws and then licking himself in the mirror! This has got to stop! Can television go any further downmarket?

30 May

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Big Brother Wee Wee

Get your free Hoola Hoop only in today's Daily Moan
Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
Big Brother 6
BB Eyes
Apple Juice, Cod Liver Oil or Urine Test For Housemates
It would have been the disgrace of the series so far... Doh! We have learned that a producer on Big Brother considered making housemates drink urine in a game screened last night. In the end the producers only used cod liver oil. But bloody hell that was close. In related news: See p67 to see our television critic piss on Big Brother 6.
9 June

Big Brother 6 Controversy

The best BB6 coverage only in The Excrement
Daily Excrement (spoof of Daily Express)
Big Brother 6
BB Eyes
Kushion Demands To Leave House
CushionKushion says she wants to leave the house in a tearful outburst witnessed by millions.
Kuschion, the spotty cushion who has spent the last three days in the bedroom, demanded to be carried to the diary room at 3pm today to drop a bomb shell. She wants to leave the house.
Big Brother persuaded her to think it over, use the next few hours to work out her differences with the other furnishings and see how she feels in the morning.
30 May

Big Brother 6 Lovers

The best BB6 coverage only in the Dully Mirror
Dully Mirror (spoof of Daily Mirror)
Big Brother 6
BB Eyes
Why Kettle and Jug Must Win Big Brother 6
KettleOnly 3 days into Big Brother 6, one of the nicestly furnished Big Brother's ever, our hearts have been won over by both Kettle and Jug, the first couple to ever go into the Big Brother house together. It's only been three days but already their love for doing dull things together is an inspiration to us all. Boiling water. Sitting together, handles touching. Is this the best big brother ever? You know, I think it is... Boo hoo...
30 May