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Urine
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Big
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I
Like To 'Cock My Leg', Says BB Housemate
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Housemate Doggy shocked the house last night with tales
of how he likes to cock his leg in public. The small
yappy type dog sized green fixture and fitting, says
that he is a urine exhibitionist who likes to go to
the toilet with his owner watching. The Daily Moan newspaper
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Big
Brother 6 Latest
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The
best BB6 coverage only in The Excrement
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Big
Brother 6
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Naughty
Step Tortured By Maxwell's Botty
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 Tensions
amongst the furnishings in the Big Brother house were
raised last night after Big Brother told a half naked
man in a baby costume to sit on Red Step. Toaster and
Kettle both complained to BB. In
other developments: Kettle yesterday revealed he was
a bisexual and had once boiled over while watching a
George Michael video.
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8 June
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Big
Brother 6 Sex
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The
best BB6 coverage only in the Daily Moan
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Big
Brother 6
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Is
Doggy The Vainest Housemember In BB History? DAMN!
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Only
three days into this year's disgraceful Big Brother
slutfest and Doggy has shown his arse to the cameras
over 23 million times, or so it feels like to us.
Why oh why oh why do the producers of Big Brother
chose such bloody exhibitionists? At 5:15pm on Sunday
Doggy was seen varnishing his paws and then licking
himself in the mirror! This has got to stop! Can television
go any further downmarket?
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30 May
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not email a link to a friend?
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Click
here
to go theVoiceofReason .co.uk home page
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Big
Brother Wee Wee
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Get
your free Hoola Hoop only in today's Daily Moan
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Big
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Apple
Juice, Cod Liver Oil or Urine Test For Housemates
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It
would have been the disgrace of the series so far...
Doh! We have learned that a producer on Big Brother
considered making housemates drink urine in a game screened
last night. In the end the producers only used cod liver
oil. But bloody hell that was close. In related news:
See p67 to see our television critic piss on Big Brother
6.
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9
June
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Big
Brother 6 Controversy
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The
best BB6 coverage only in The Excrement
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Big
Brother 6
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Kushion
Demands To Leave House
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 Kushion
says she wants to leave the house in a tearful outburst
witnessed by millions.Kuschion,
the spotty cushion who has spent the last three days
in the bedroom, demanded to be carried to the diary
room at 3pm today to drop a bomb shell. She wants
to leave the house.
Big
Brother persuaded her to think it over, use the next
few hours to work out her differences with the other
furnishings and see how she feels in the morning.
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30 May
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Big
Brother 6 Lovers
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The
best BB6 coverage only in the Dully Mirror
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Big
Brother 6
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Why
Kettle and Jug Must Win Big Brother 6
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 Only
3 days into Big Brother 6, one of the nicestly furnished
Big Brother's ever, our hearts have been won over by
both Kettle and Jug, the first couple to ever go into
the Big Brother house together. It's only been three
days but already their love for doing dull things together
is an inspiration to us all. Boiling water. Sitting
together, handles touching. Is this the best big brother
ever? You know, I think it is... Boo hoo... |
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30 May
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