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Evening
all... what's it that we have ere then? Someone
with a water pistol? A spoof journalist none
the less? Squirting a movie star? Tom Cruise?
In the face, or on the chin to be more exact.
What's going on here then? A movie star with
a wet chin? Not on my beat he ain't! So I wasted
no time and went to apprehend the bugger.
So
I approached the assailant and bent me knees
all polite like, and said 'will you mind accompanying
me to the station then?' He said 'all right,
it's a fair cop guv.'
So,
alls well that ends well. I spent the rest of
the day doing the paperwork. Be good to each
other, good night.
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