Evening
all... what's it that we have ere then? Someone with a water pistol? A spoof journalist
none the less? Squirting a movie star? Tom Cruise? In the face, or on the chin
to be more exact. What's going on here then? A movie star with a wet chin? Not
on my beat he ain't! So I wasted no time and went to apprehend the bugger. So
I approached the assailant and bent me knees all polite like, and said 'will you
mind accompanying me to the station then?' He said 'all right, it's a fair cop
guv.' So,
alls well that ends well. I spent the rest of the day doing the paperwork. Be
good to each other, good night. | 
