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Moon Melodrama

Natonal Enquirererer
Plymouth Man Bangs Head On Moon
MoonScientists, who had been on television only hours before to tell viewers that the moon, whilst looking closer than normal, was actually the same distance away, were thrown into confusion when a Plymouth man phoned for an ambulance claiming he had been hit on the head by the moon.
"It was quite a thump and I was thrown to the ground," the man claimed.
Jim Jamborine, 56 inch stomach, was clearly concussed and was left with what doctors described as 'a bloody big bruise.'
Residents of Plymouth have been warned to be wary of the low flying moon for the next week.
23 June

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