 The
management, staff and pets of employees at Channel Four would like to apologise
to A-List movie star Tom Cruise for squirting him with water at a premiere yesterday.
The
producer who authorised the stunt, misheared what the screen talent wanted to
do. The producer thought they said they wanted to get the 'little squirt' on the
program, and not give the A-List celebrity a little squirt of water. We
would like to apologise unreservedly to the star, 5ft 6in, who has just got engaged
again, both for squirting him with water, and for thinking he was a little squirt
in the first place. Four people are helping police with their enquiries. |
