The
management, staff and pets of employees at Channel
Four would like to apologise to A-List movie
star Tom Cruise for squirting him with water
at a premiere yesterday.
The
producer who authorised the stunt, misheared
what the screen talent wanted to do. The producer
thought they said they wanted to get the 'little
squirt' on the program, and not give the A-List
celebrity a little squirt of water.
We
would like to apologise unreservedly to the
star, 5ft 6in, who has just got engaged again,
both for squirting him with water, and for
thinking he was a little squirt in the first
place. Four people are helping police with
their enquiries.
The
management, staff and pets of employees at Channel
Four would like to apologise to A-List movie
star Tom Cruise for squirting him with water
at a premiere yesterday. 