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NHS In Crisis Election 2005
Daily Armstretchograph (spoof of Daily Telegraph)

8 Year Old Child Forced To Perform Heart Triple Bypass Surgery Down Chimney by NHS Administrators

Is there no shame big enough for this Labour Leader?

Macey Smith, the 8 year old daughter of renowned Heart Surgeon Hubert Humphrey Smith IV, stood in for her father, who gave her instructions by text message earlier today, we can shockingly report. The 8 year old, who held a teddy under her arm, and sucked her thumb at times during the operation, finished the operation on time and to the budget of a lollipop. Her father was unable to perform the operation because he had to take his MG Rover back to the dealer to get a refund before the company went bust.

16 Apr

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