Macey Smith, the 8 year old daughter of renowned Heart Surgeon Hubert Humphrey Smith IV, stood in for her father, who gave her instructions by text message earlier today, we can shockingly report. The 8 year old, who held a teddy under her arm, and sucked her thumb at times during the operation, finished the operation on time and to the budget of a lollipop. Her father was unable to perform the operation because he had to take his MG Rover back to the dealer to get a refund before the company went bust.