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March 2005
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Anti-Smoking Ideas

The Indigestion (spoof of The Independent)

Government's Anti Smoking Drive Not Enough, Says BJM

Smoking smokescreen

The Government's anti-smoking drive goes nowhere near what is required to stop people smoking, this from the British Journal Medical. The Journal calls for a number of measures including:

* Sales assistants in shops selling cigarettes should be allowed to poke the customer in the eye
* 10% camel dung in all cigarettes
* 1 in 5 cigarettes to have exploding filters.
* News of the World to publish a list of 'smokers down your street'
 

Dave Allen died peacefully in his sleep, aged 68.

In spite of No Smoking Day earlier this month, smoking continues throughout the UK.

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