First,
take a medium sized fresh lettuce and rip
at its outer leaves and then pull
the bloody
inner leaves aaat
and then get ya blade aaa-t and give the lettuce a good
slicing my son - just between the shoulder blades. Give
it a good going over,
chum, give it some GBH, mate, give it a nice bit of
welly, sunshine. Then take a quart of a pint of mayonnaise
and throw it on the battered lettuce just like so,
and then knee it in the heart and then nut it. Go
on! Give it a good nutting! Pistachios are my
favourite but any bloody nuts will do. Did you hear
me? Where are you? Come over here and
nut it! Nuu-ttt it my son. Terr-iii-ffic!
Next
week recipes: The Delia Smith luv a duck soup, The let's
be avocado and The cumin on let's hear ya dip.
First,
take a medium sized fresh lettuce and rip
at its outer leaves and then pull
the bloody
inner leaves aaat
and then get ya blade aaa-t and give the lettuce a good
slicing my son - just between the shoulder blades. Give
it a good going over,
chum, give it some GBH, mate, give it a nice bit of
welly, sunshine. Then take a quart of a pint of mayonnaise
and throw it on the battered lettuce just like so,
and then knee it in the heart and then nut it. Go
on! Give it a good nutting! Pistachios are my
favourite but any bloody nuts will do. Did you hear
me? Where are you? Come over here 