First,
take a medium sized fresh lettuce and rip
at its outer leaves and then pull the bloody
inner leaves aaat and then get ya blade aaa-t
and give the lettuce a good slicing my son - just between the shoulder blades.
Give it a good going over,
chum, give it some GBH, mate, give it a nice bit of welly, sunshine. Then take
a quart of a pint of mayonnaise and throw it on the battered lettuce just like
so, and then knee it in the heart and then
nut it. Go on! Give it a good nutting! Pistachios
are my favourite but any bloody nuts will do. Did you hear me? Where are you?
Come over here and
nut it! Nuu-ttt it my son. Terr-iii-ffic!
Next
week recipes: The Delia Smith luv a duck soup, The let's be avocado and The cumin
on let's hear ya dip.
First,
take a medium sized fresh lettuce and rip
at its outer leaves and then pull the bloody
inner leaves aaat and then get ya blade aaa-t
and give the lettuce a good slicing my son - just between the shoulder blades.
Give it a good going over,
chum, give it some GBH, mate, give it a nice bit of welly, sunshine. Then take
a quart of a pint of mayonnaise and throw it on the battered lettuce just like
so, and then knee it in the heart and then
nut it. Go on! Give it a good nutting! Pistachios
are my favourite but any bloody nuts will do. Did you hear me? Where are you?
Come over here 