 So,
lads. How will you be spending your Abi Titmus break today? Here's
a small selection from our readers, sent in to us before we'd even asked for them... "I
was driving the school bus this morning and had to take a stop for my Abi Titmus
break. It came up on me all of a sudden." Jerry, Norfolk. "I
am a long distance truck driver and have one of those nifty bedrooms behind my
driving seat. I generally like my Abi Titmus moment just after my third Yorkie
of the day with a nice cup of tea." Mickey, Stevenage. "I
like to put my mobile onto vibrate, stick it down my panties and then go to the
supermarket. If it rings I answer it really slowly." Jenny, Aberystwyth. Send
us yours. editor@ thevoiceofreason.co.uk | 
