Tory
Central Office say they have sent the official letter telling
their leader to 'piss off' today. Traditionally the Tory Party
wait a week after defeat before stabbing their leader in the
back, but this time it came within 5 minutes of Tony Blair
being told he had won.
In
the letter, Michael Howard was 'thanked' for this work but
'we regret to advise that you will be laughably too old were
we to win next time.'
Michael Howard would be 72 at the end of his first
term as Prime Minister were the Tory's to win next time. Michael
Howard is old enough to be Charles Kennedy's Dad.
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