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24 Hour Drinkipoos

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The Treehuggian (spoof of The Guardian)

24 Hour Drinking Claims First Victim: England's Oldest 'Drink Up It's Time' Bell Maker

Load of old bells

Bells, some as big as 20 kilos in size, are set to become a thing of the past now that 24 hour drinking is allowed in England. Ye Olde Bell Makkerf of London Towne, a company that specializes in making 'drink up now it's closing time gentlemen please' bells, is to end trading after 350 years in business. Owner of the company, Pierre Van Hookenstraffer, made a tearful statement to the press from his office in Berlin and said that all 50 Chinese employees in Bejing are to lose their jobs.

25 November

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