Bells,
some as big as 20 kilos in size, are
set to become a thing of the past now
that 24 hour drinking is allowed in
England. Ye Olde Bell Makkerf of
London Towne, a company that specializes
in making 'drink up now it's closing
time gentlemen please' bells, is
to end trading after 350 years in business.
Owner of the company, Pierre Van Hookenstraffer,
made a tearful statement to the press
from his office in Berlin and said that
all 50 Chinese employees in Bejing are
to lose their jobs.