Flu Yoga Mantra Offered To All Readers Who Can't Get Flu Jabs

Been to your doctors only to find they don't have any flu jabs left? Bloody government! But don't worry. In Today's Daily Moan we have a solution! Use our anti-flu mantra to fight off those nasty germs!

Sit in a quiet, darkened, warm, room, cross legged, on the floor. Back straight, head up. Recite 'Hum buddy Yum' (© Associated Newspapers) repeatedly for the duration. To fight colds repeat for 30 minutes, for flu 60 minutes. Sorry but this mantra isn't effective on the bird flu yet.