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MEN BEATEN UP BY THEIR WIVES: ARE THEY ALL 'GIRL'S BLOUSES'? | Why
we would have beaten the shit out of her | Here
at the Dully Mirror, if any of our wives ever even tickled us in the wrong way
it would be a one way ticket for her to the nearest hospital. No messing... |
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Dear
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Things You Didn't Know About Rebekah 'Stick em up' Wade | | Letters | Sir,
I read with interest your excellent article on the editor of the Sun newspaper,
whom, it was alleged in said article, gave her husband a 'good thrashing with
her dukes'. The headline, however, 'Ginger Nut Gives Grant A Punching',
was just plain wrong. In today's politically correct environment it is not acceptable
to call a person, even the editor of The Sun, a nut. Sir,
I read with interest your excellent editorial Rebekah Wades In With Her Punching
Mitts, however it has to be said I am so glad telly hunk Grant Mitchell didn't
punch her back. I don't fancy her chances much. Bravo, Grant, for not smashing
your wife's nose in with your right hook, although, if truth be told, with her
barnet it probably would take you about a week to find it. Sir,
I am a reader of the excellent Sun and their recent feature on domestic violence
has enhanced my self esteem no end. How sad I was, therefore, to see the editor
of this venerable News International publication not practising what she rants. Sir,
Just out of interest, when Rebekah shouts at you, does her glorious mop of ginger
head of hair cascade over her face? If so could you please print a picture of
this interesting development? Ed:
Yes, of course: 
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Sun Editor Arrested For Assault | Rebekah
'Biffa' Wade Thumps Husband, Ross Kemp | Sun
Editor Ms Wade, 37, was arrested after police were called to the home she shares
with TV tough guy Ross Kemp, Wade's husband. Sources close to the couple speculated
that Ms Wade gave Kemp a thump with her fist, or possibly nutted him in the mouth
with her ginger hair. It is unclear if she had her tits out at the time of the
alleged incident. Wade, light welterweight, was released without charge. |
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PAMPHLET INSIDE TODAY: CHINESE PROPAGANDA THROUGHOUT THE FIRST HALF OF THE ANCIENT
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Rebekah Wade: Is This Just Another Shaggy Editor Story? | A
Media Huggian Special | Stories
of fists flying at dawn, thumping to the theme music of Eastenders, dustbin lids
a cracking. But is there more to this story than at first meets the eye? Rebekah
'feisty' Wade's 8 hours in Battersea Police Station cells and then released with
no charge? But where is Ross Kemp's thick lip, as this story seemed to offer?
Paparazzi pictures of the star showed no such thing... But we would love to hear
the telephone calls to the police, were they made by neighbours or the couple
themselves? Gawdon Bennet leave it aaat!
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Fighting
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REBEKAH WADE GINGER WIG FOR EVERY READER | |
How to Defend Yourself From A Crazed Ginger Nut |
Rebekah 'You Looking At Me?' Wade | Grab
the Ginger Nut's hair, pull back and down to snap her head back until she comes
under control. | | Restrain
the ginger nut by holding a green towel over her until she stops wriggling. | | Jump
on top of her / run into a room close the door, and then threaten to call the
Ginger police. | | Restrain
the ginger nut and shave all her hair off. | | If
all that fails, try the standard Bunny Boiler defence: Drown in bath water and
then shoot with a gun. |
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