LIE OF THE YEAR

Comment at beginning of Take That For The Record, screened 16th November 2005, shitv1:

"But at the peak of their success they split amidst tales of alcoholism and drug abuse. One of them is now an international superstar. But what happened to the other four? Tonight we find out as we bring all five together for the first time in ten years. This is Take That for the Record." 9:05 ish

10:20 ish: Robbie Williams appears on screen with the other four sitting in the same room. So, shitv couldn't get them all on TV screens in the same room for 10 years? Sounds about right to us...

I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE

GUESTS INCLUDE: OSAMA BIN LADEN MARGARET THATCHER GEORGE W BUSH TONY AND CHERIE BLAIR AUGUSTO PINOCHE THE RUBBER CROCODILE FROM CROCODILE DUNDEE