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IT'S A DEAD PARROT! It has ceased to be Pythonists who have bought parrots over the last month have been reminded (again) not to return them to the pet shop unless they are actually really dead. Following the announcement that a parrot has died of Bird Flu while in quarantine in England, it is feared that Python extremists will see this as an excuse to put on their own version of the Parrot Sketch in stores across the country. A spokesman told the Daily Python: "Thank Bugger it wasn't a Norwegian Blue that died, that would have set Pythonism back years."