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Daily Stir (spoof of Daily Star)

Wayne Rooney Talking Doll Sells Out At Hamley's

Wayne Rooney Doll
The Christmas rush has started early this year, with the Wayne Rooney talking doll selling out in under 90 minutes, a record. The doll, which swears at you and throws his arms up in the air when you press his stomach, is retailing for £23.99. The doll can say: "F*** you Ref you mother f****** wh*** f*****", "f******* h*ll I was only f****** tackling the ****", and "f*** you Becks you f****** model t***" has been nominated for Chav Doll of the year.
3 Oct

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