Celebrity Big Brother (for it is they) the UK's veritable equivalent of the USA's Super Bowl, has started once more again, but this paper can't quite decide who it is that we would like to win, yet. The trouble that this paper has with Endemol's latest offering, in selecting our selection, is that, in the first week, the 'celebs', or celebrities, walk out. We have heard news that Jodie Marsh is on suicide watch after being put up for eviction; but our analysis suggests that this could just be an excuse to focus a camera 24/7 on her enormous chest to make sure it continues to heave up and down. Our 'faves', or favourites, so far, are George Galloway, leader of Respect and a Member of Parliament, and, Preston, from the Ordinary Boys, a popular group, a bit like the Jam, actually quite a lot like the Jam infact. We might warm to Dave Burns a bit more if he didn't pout so much, it's like watching a bloody goldfish walking around isn't it? Get us!