In documents published today under the 30 year rule, it is revealed that Harold Wilson, when he was Prime Minister, frequently took a cat into cabinet meetings and 'stroked it like that evil baddy did in those James Bond films'. In one incident, his cat, named Lucky, was impaled onto a paper spike and was then electrocuted by a device believed to have been left there by a KGB agent. It is believed the Prime Minister was the target of the attack but Lucky took the full brunt of the electrical charge. The KGB is also revealed to have doctored stationary in the cabinet office in 1971, at the height of the cold war. A memo written by The Home Secretary reveals that the KGB had planted a number of secret devices attempting to disable democracy. These devices were said to include Blue Tack that didn't stick, ink that became invisible within three days and Whoopee Pens which emitted a 'farty sound' every time a minister tried to write with them.