Charles
Kennedy, who recently resigned as leader of the Liberal Democrats because, it
is alleged, he was thought to not be gay enough by the party, has been asked to
put forward his name for the leader of the party again. The
other nominations for leader are an old guy, a guy who had to admit he was gay
because The Sun got something on him, and a guy with a beard. A
spokesman for the party told this webpaper: "This is an historic opportunity
for us Lib Dems to go back to our hey-day in the 1980's. We will soon be the gang
of four again. Hooray." | 
