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Bird Fancier's 'Most Likely To Get Bird Flu', Study Shows

A study commissioned by campaign group The Anti-Feather League, says that people who spot birds are 'up to 10 times more likely to catch bird flu'. Bird flu favours those 'wearing damp old parkas', concluded the report.
Bird flu, which is carried by birds, has recently been discovered in France, only 50 miles away.
Those who eat poultry and bird products (such as fish fingers) are not thought to be in any danger yet, although so far not everything has been checked by experts.
In the event of a Bird flu epidemic in Britain up to 500 million people could die, a record.
Did You Know? A person with bird flu is said to have bird flu, and not human flu.
21 February

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