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February 2006
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Euro Millions Floppery

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Dully Mirror (spoof of Daily Mirror)
What Would You Do With The £1.50 You Would Have Wasted On The Euro Millions Lottery Today?

£1.50 is the cost of a Euro Millions Lottery ticket. But what if you decide not to bother trying to win the £125mn jackpot tonight? Celebrities tell us what they would spend their £1.50 on...

Richard Littlejohn: "I would buy 3 Daily Mails and 30p on as many Gobstoppers as I could."
George Galloway: "I would buy a special three pack of Whiskers from Tesco's only £1.50. I would eat one can and send the other two to help Palestinian cats."
Terri Hatcher (Desperate Houseflies): "Gee That's about $2.73 at the current rate of exchange. I think I would buy a Merloywover."
Saddam Hussein: "I would buy 5 Curly Whirlies. Do you have them over there?"
Richard and Judy: "I would buy some peaches with mine." "No you wouldn't, I would buy some Bon Bons. Do you remember how good they used to taste straight from the shop when you were a kid?" "No." "I'm sorry, is that the time, it's time for a break?"
Davina McCall: "Hello Possums! £1.50. £1.50? That's £1 and 50 pence? Wow! Great! Oh, something. I don't know. Wow!!! brilliant!"
3 February

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