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February 2006
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Religious Jokes

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More Still Legal Religious Jokes
A Jewish horse goes into a bar. The barman looks at him and says, "Why the long face?"
A Catholic was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
There's this Jehovah's Witness out for a walk. He comes to a river and sees another Jehovah's Witness on the opposite bank.
"Yoo-hoo!" he shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second Jehovah's Witness looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."
Two Protestant peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted
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