After
MPs passed an England-wide ban of smoking in all pubs and clubs, anti-smoking
campaigners rejoiced in the streets, hugging and kissing and banging their tambourines.
A
spokesman for Anti-Smoke UK, told reporters: "This is a great first step
in our campaign to ban smoking completely. Banning smoking outside is the logical
next step. It's time to sweep the detritus of office workers smoking on the paths
and door-wells of our great nation. They stink and cause fogs of cloud which can
cause accidents" | 
