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February 2006
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The Indigestion (spoof of The Independent)

Sheffield: Persistent Offender Sentenced To Watching 24 Hours of Curling

The Winter Olympics' own version of competitive sweeping-and-sliding may have won over some fans, after the British team didn't muck it all up last time, but it's still a load of old boring sliding and sweeping if you ask us.
Our campaign to use Curling to punish offenders looks to be paying off: A forward looking magistrate in Sheffield has sentenced Joel Humbpley-Smith, 18, to 24 hours of watching Curling after a string of burglaries and pet kidnappings.
15 February

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