We
misheard the Prime Minister telling reporters that he 'wished he had not said
he would quit', thinking the Prime Minister, 52, said he 'was queer' instead.
In
our defence, we were at the back of the room at the time and had had more than
a couple of glasses of champers. We
would like to sincerely apologise to His Majesty for this error and a sizable
sum of money in damages has been sent to Interflora so that they can give Elton
John a nice surprise tomorrow morning. | 
