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March 2006
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HO: Consent

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Home Office Issues Guidelines On How To Pick Up Chicks From Bars
Uhm, hey dude, erh, man. How's it hanging? Lookin' like a rumble down in yer trousers? Huh? Great! Fancy that bird over there, huh? Yeah, the one with the fit bod. Corrrr! Like to jump on her bones and make her scream for England would you? Looks like it!!!
That's all fine and dandy, Sonny Jim, just make sure she's consented! And I'm not talking about getting her to just say "yes". I mean actually getting her to write it down on this form here, witnessed by a third party and deposited with her solicitors. Can't take any chances, hey? Suited.
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