Movie Mayhem

Ant And Dec's Alien Autopsy Is Our Film Of The Millennium So Far! Review: A priceless moment in popular British culture, up there with the fantastic Holiday on the Buses, the movie of Are You Being Served and not forgetting that splendid Morcambe and Wise thingie where they did stuff in the Mediterranean. In Alien Autopsy our cheeky chappies get pulled into an hysterical string of mishaps involving those aliens they found in the Roswell incident. The script is satirical and witty and we found ourselves never far away from a moment of truly gut wrenchingly tongue-pulling out of your head hilarity. Alien Autopsy has everything we at Emdire love in a film. And recommend you tell all of your enemies to go and see it. ***** 5 April

Ant and Antier

FREE EASTER 2007 TELLY GUIDE INSIDE TODAY Is This The End Of Ant And Dec? MediaHuggian Ant and Dec, TV's cheekiest chappies, may never be seen on the telly again following a disastrous film which has lead to the deaths of five people so far. The Aviation Authority have taken steps to ban the movie being show in planes across the UK, fearing that viewers might attempt to upgrade enmasse to the expensive seats where the film is not being shown. Ant (the one in the shorts) and Dec (the one in the T-shirt) have recently enjoyed much popularity for imprisoning D- List celebrities in an Australian Jungle and only letting them out when a ransom was paid. We would have phoned them for a comment but we have new telephones and can't work out how to use them. 5 April