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Big Brother 2006

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The Treehuggian (spoof of The Guardian)
Tourette's Sufferer Pete Tipped To Win Big Brother 2006
Pete - BB2006
Pete, BB 2006

Here at the treeHuggian we were quite incensed to hear that a Tourette's sufferer could be included in the "house of freaks and geeks" that is Big Brother 2006. However, we have changed our minds: We have discovered that Pete, for it is he who is afflicted by the cussing and ticking that is the quintessential Tourette's, has one of the most pure personalities that we have ever seen, and, indeed, that personality is, quite simply, the most inspirational of inspirations. If it were, indeed, an orchid, his personality would be one of the most beautifully plumpest of orchid rarity we have ever witnessed. If it were a delicious desert, it would be one of the tastiest, creme brulee-iest of treats (and, not wishing to be unkind, but he could even out f**k Gordon Ramsay!). If his personality was a beverage it would be one of the scrumiest high alchiolocist beverages that we have ever consumed...

The sartorially elegant Pete is quite amazing, and, if he doesn't win, we will never eat a brioche ever again!!!

We say: Go Pete, Go!

25 May

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