Here
at the treeHuggian we were quite incensed to hear that a Tourette's sufferer could
be included in the "house of freaks and geeks" that is Big Brother
2006. However, we have changed our minds: We have discovered that Pete, for it
is he who is afflicted by the cussing and ticking that is the quintessential Tourette's,
has one of the most pure personalities that we have ever seen, and, indeed, that
personality is, quite simply, the most inspirational of inspirations. If it were,
indeed, an orchid, his personality would be one of the most beautifully plumpest
of orchid rarity we have ever witnessed. If it were a delicious desert, it would
be one of the tastiest, creme brulee-iest of treats (and, not wishing to be unkind,
but he could even out f**k Gordon Ramsay!). If his personality was a beverage
it would be one of the scrumiest high alchiolocist beverages that we have ever
consumed... The
sartorially elegant Pete is quite amazing, and, if he doesn't win, we will never
eat a brioche ever again!!! We
say: Go Pete, Go! |