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1 Paraguay 0 | Beckham
Inspired Own Goal Gives England First Triumph! |  This
is the moment when a poor Paraguayan defender was bamboozled by a brilliant David
Beckham free kick. He may have had a blue shirt on, but he was still scoring a
brilliant goal for England!
Bookies
immediately reduced the odds on England winning the World Cup via the method of
just own goals, down from 5000-1 to just 250-1 last night. No country has ever
won the World Cup by just own goals, it could be Sven's master plan, say our football
pundits the BBC didn't want... |
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1 Paraguay 0 | It
Was A Complete Cock-Up But We'll Take The Win, Says Becks | England
won their first victory with the help from a Paraguayan defender in the third
minute, after David Beckham managed to plonk the ball perfectly on the top of
his head which was in the air ready and waiting, completely confusing Paraguay's
goalkeeper who was expecting his own defender to try to score in the net the other
end of the pitch. Genius Becks! England's
stunning triumph, brings to 1 the total number of games our boys in red and white
with three Lions on their shirts have won in World Cup 2006... |
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