Wayne Rooney saw off the Trinidadians and Togonions even though he didn't score a single goal, last night. Rooney, who is said to have stuck his mobile phone up his bum when Fergie phoned him up to tell him not to play, came on to the field at 0-0 and left it 2-0...

The Scottish side did well to hold England off in the first half, coupled with a lack of vision by their opponents. In the second half, however, England regained their form and managed two impeccable goals, one from Crouch, 6ft 7in, and then Gerrard's superb net rattler in the dying moments of the match finished off the Scottish dream...