Temperatures in Blighty are about to hit an all time record today with temperatures as high as 37 degrees, or hotter, beating the temperatures in the Mediterranean thanks to global warming and stuff.

Meanwhile, the Home Office has released up to date advice for dealing with this heatwave: Don't drink any water, try not to eat anything at all until night time, go on an alcohol binge drinking session all day and lay out in the sun as much as possible especially between 11am to 3pm using no more than a factor 2 sun screen.