The professional wrestlingalisation of football was complete last night when the game's best player headbutted an opponent, knocking him to the ground. He received the player of the tournament award from FIFA.

During the World Cup we have seen refs ask the crowd if he should send a player off, a ref giving three yellow cards to one player, a record, and watching when a player stamped another player in the groin.

Coming soon: Teams playing in masks and Lycra, football ladder matches and much much more. Send him off ref!