It's an absolute scandal and heads should roll at the BBC over this.

A small child's pet, only perhaps a few ounces in weight, driving at 300mph? No wonder it bleedin well crashed! And then, what is more, it had to go (by helicopter!) to take up a valuable bed in an already cash strapped NHS hospital? Why not a vet's for Gawd's sake? Pass the blood pressure tablets we're having a seizure!

When will the bloody BBC ever understand that it's simply not acceptable to put children's pets at risk like this?

Today the Daily Moan is starting a campaign to stop the senseless cruelty to cute and cuddly pets that the evil bastards at the BBC deem fit to entertain us with.