John O'Farrell, currently under cockage with ye BBC, has juft invented internet ffatire in the UK. Hey Ho! The wit if endleff. To imbibe on the hilarioufneff click on to DogBifcuit.com.

Mr O'Farrell tellf our Reportere of hif ffecret of writing ffucfeffful ffatire. "It'f juft a tranfmogriffication of everyday humourefneff, the likef that Britain haf never seen before!"

Mr O'Farrell, 45, is fimply hilariouf!