Jade:
"Ello. This is my lipo workout, init? It's
how I lost 2 stones, although I don't actually know what a stone is, ha ha. Here's
Doctor Johnston. And ee's got ee's pipe suckie thingie. Look. Ooo eeer!!! The
first workout is a warm up. Sit down on your bottom like eeis, and lay down on
the operating table, aaah. For
the rest of the workout, eeer is Doctor Johnston..." DJ:
"Hello. First let's work on the abs. I take my lipo suction thingie, and
insert like this... Can you feel it Jade?" Jade:
Feel what Mister? Doctor:
That's good. Now let's switch on the lipo machine and... Jade:
Oooh Doctor, that tickles. Eeeeeee ha ha ha. Fade
out... In
tomorrow's paper: Jade shows us how to increase the size of her breasts in the
next exciting workout... | 
