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February 2007
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Turkey Bernard

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The Thun (spoof of The Times)
Is Bernard Matthews Turning Into A Turkey?

Bernard MatthewsShocking new pictures we have seen on the telly shocked us in our pants last night.

Bernard MatthewsBernard Matthews, once a round faced healthy looking smiley man, now resembles more of a turkey with a long nose and jowley chin.

Matthews, 73, made his fortune breeding Turkey's. A factory owned by the company that bears his name, was recently at the centre of a 7 day H5N1 bird flu outbreak which shocked the world to the core.

15 Feb

 
 
 

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