Freddy 'Yabba Dabba Doo' Flintoff has apologized to England supporters for falling out of a pedalo into water last night while 'bollock pissed'...

Freddy, who came to the nation's beer drinking attention when he tried to swallow a tour bus whole in the Ashes victory celebrations [picture], is said to have apologized all serious-like.

Fred was sacked from his position of vice captain of the England team. (If you were wondering: the vice captain's job is organizing the piss ups and keeping it out of the papers.)

In other news: Flintoff, 29 pints, is at risk of becoming a 'tubby bastard' if he keeps drinking like that. This is according to a Doctor who emailed in yesterday.