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March 2007
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Troops Out!

FREE 'ENGLAND ARE RUBBISH' CHANT FOR EVERY READER
Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
IRAN: THEY ARRESTED A GIRL!

It's a bloody bleedin disgrace that a young woman, a baby's mother no less, was arrested by Iranian troops when she was just out doing her job all normal like.

She should be freed at once. As should all 14 of the other troops who were also arrested with the baby's mother.

Our baby mother's troops were nowhere near Iranian waters at the time and we have a picture with some numbers on it to prove it from the always accurate MOD.

We also have seen evidence that the baby's mother (only 3 months old) was always the one furthest away from Iranian waters out of all of them, and so she always was the least guilty even though they are all completely innocent.

And even the ones closest to Iranian waters were always a full whopping 1.7 miles away which is millions of miles on land.

Thank heavens Iran doesn't have a nuclear bomb or we would all be shafted.

29 Mar

 
 
 

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