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Woolworth's Sale

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Woolworth, A Bargain? It's a Disgrace!

Just imagine our bleedin surprise. I mean, I ask you.

Out in the town of Colchester just the other day and popped into Woolworth's to have a look at the sales. And..

Saw something so outrageous we just came straight back to the office to write this.

A DVD. The kiddies favourite cartoon Madagascar it was.

In the sale no less.

Should have been £5.99.

Guess what they were selling it for?

In a sale?

This is a picture of it:

2p off? Tuppence?

2 flipping pee? A £5.99 DVD in the sale for £5.97?

Why bother. It would have cost more to put the sticker on the bleedin DVD. It's a bleedin disgrace!!!

3 April

 
 
 

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