See these figures as a guideline only:

Stories involving a potentially page three female navy officer who is prepared to pose topless and a story about nakedness: £1.7mn

Female: 'I was forced to strip to my panties in prison' £88,000.

Male: 'I was forced to strip to my panties in prison' £500.

"They called me Mr Bean/Richard Madeley/Borat, it was so humiliating." £25,000.

"Iranian cooking gave me the farts. I thought the guards were going to die." £5,600.

"I was perfectly well treated by the Iranians and I'm going on holiday there later in the year." £ Nil.