Yo Manning so fat, when he runs he makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Yo Manning so fat when his beeper goes off, people think he is backing up.

Yo Manning so fat he's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo Manning so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for his liposuction!

Yo Manning so fat, he went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo Manning so fat he lays on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"

Yo Manning so fat when he bungee jumps, he brings down the bridge too.

Yo Manning so fat he looks like he's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo Manning so fat his belly button's got an echo.

Yo Manning so fat his blood type is Ragu.

Yo Manning so fat the animals at the zoo feed him.

Yo Manning so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to his farts!

Bernard Manning 1930-2007