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Lewis Lament

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The Treehuggian (spoof of The Guardian)

Boy Racer Wins Grand Prix: It's A Bleedin Disgrace!

That's it. That's really it this time.

We come back to the office Monday morning to find that a boy racer has just won the Canadian Grand Prix!

Not only that, but a bloody British 22 year old boy racer. Lewis Hamilton. Bloody bleedin hell!

First Ellen MacArthur goes like a bat out of hell around the world in her yacht, and now this! We told you no good would come of it. It's all going to end badly, you mark our words.

We say: Lewis Hamilton must stop driving so fast at once. Driving like the crack of dawn is nothing to be proud of, and it just gives the youngsters the wrong idea of what is right. Gercha.

11 June

 
 
 

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