At the risk of sounding camp, I've just about had enough of it. And I'm ready to explode in a big girly fit.

I haven't had my passport checked the last 5 times I have been through Heathrow. Why?

Interpol say there are 7 million dicky passports out there. How do they know mine isn't one of them?

Well it isn't, but how are they going to know unless they have checked it?

It sounds to me like it's just too much bloody effort to check them.

It's about bloody time they put bar codes in the passports then it would only take a split second to check the thing. But have they thought of that? Have they hell. Do we have to think of everything?

10 years of Blair and look at the state we're in.