theVoiceofReason.co.uk, the UK's number one newspaper satire site, has been asked to apologize for a story we ran yesterday under the headline: Queen Went Nutty Incensed At BBC Over Snub Story.

In the story we reported that the Queen shouted and screamed, slammed a phone down, punched a corgi and then slapped a footman on the shoulder, after claims appeared in the tabloids claiming she walked out of a photo session after a trailer for a documentary made for the BBC apparently made tabloid journalists think that she had walked out of the photo session all 'huffy like'. The BBC have been forced to admit that pictures of her walking 'huffily' out of the photo shoot were in fact pictures of her walking 'huffily' into it.

We are pleased to make clear that the Queen took news of the snub well, did not slam a phone down, did not punch a corgi and only slapped her footman in the appropriate place.