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Breast Pleading

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Daily Armstretchograph (spoof of Daily Telegraph)
Do British Women Have Enough Milk In Their Breasts?

British women don't have enough milk in their breasts, that's according to figures being used by GPs.

Compared to bottle fed babies, breast fed sprogs are small and do not meet current obesity norms.

In these times of obesity round every corner, that means the smaller babies will have psychological problems in the nursery, worrying that their nappies are smaller than their friends.

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