Police fearing hippy explosions raided the Heathrow environment protesters today enduring jeers and bad-breathed shouting from long and/or platted haired environmental protesters, some of whom had not washed or bathed this century.

Methane gas explodes with a loud BANG! if put into contact with flame. Hippies, of which there are many in the Heathrow camp, eat beans and foods high in roughage so that they can produce more methane than words and mere bolding of fonts and capitalization's can possibly express. Hippies then light fires to cause explosions that have killed thousands of innocent passersby. This means that an explosion, heaven forbid were it to happen when a plane was coming into land or taking off, could kill billions, possibly trillions of people in an instant, and that's just on the plane alone.

An expert in terror told this website: "Exploding hippies underneath landing planes at Heathrow is a recipe for a really smelly bang. The sooner they are moved, or better still exploded under controlled conditions, the better."