British teenagers, some as young as 9, are so naughty in their bedrooms at night that they get only 4 hours of sleep. That's according to disgraceful figures we saw last night.

We ask: Where are the parents of these teens when they are not sleeping like this? Probably sitting downstairs watching the telly rather than camping out in their little darlings bedrooms stopping them playing with their computers or clicking their digital cameras.

The Daily Moan's resident teen-whinger explained: "A teen with a gadget is like a teen on drugs. They are completely out of control."

Does your teen have a gadget addiction? Checklist: 1) They look tired, 2) They are irritable 3) They won't clean their bedrooms when asked.

Margaret Thatcher often claimed she only needed 4 hours sleep a night when she ran the country. But that was before the evil internet and gadgets that nobody over that age of 16 can work. Where have we gone wrong?

Gercha.