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Gentlemen's Ball Scratcher

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
Personal adjustment made easy, 29 Jul 2007
I had always found the standard 'hands on' approach to be fairly successful, but this product offers a little more. The long handle really facilitates access to those awkward areas and the cold metal can be quite stimulating. Fortunately the makers have gone to the trouble of fashioning a hand that is clearly feminine, so the homophobic have nothing to fear from this excellent product.

PS. Following a rather unfortunate incident at a party, I would advise against leaving it in the kitchen after use (especially on a sweltering summer's day). It would have taken a braver man than myself to disabuse thirty-or-so guests of the notion that they had been using a rather trendy 'cocktail stirrer'.

3 Sept

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Is High Government Spending Good for You?: Pubic Spending, Taxes and Economic Performance (sic)

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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
A powerful case, 30 Jul 2007
This is a frightening exposé of 'pubic spending'. Smith's revelation that a billion pounds of taxpayers' money is spent anually on subsidies for wax treatments is most disturbing! It is time for the Government to answer to the increasing number of taxpayers who feel that the 'pubic' area of expenditure must be trimmed.

2 Sept

 
 
 

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
An excellent double-bill, 30 Jul 2007
Of the two stories presented here 'The Invisible Kid' is a pretty decent yarn, but it's 'Dr. Poof's Magic Soap' that really stands out. To this day, I affectionately recall the BBC's serialisation on Jackanory. Merely glancing through the text brings back fond memories of the late Sir Bernard Manning's richly sonorous diction. Anyway, Dr. Poof resides in the mythical kingdom of Homolia, where he is aided by his flamboyant 'assistant' Professor Turd-Burglar. In this particular adventure, he embarks on a quest to retrieve the lost recipe for magic soap and return it to the fairies. There are some terrifying cliff-hangers along the way, notably the scene in which he bends down to pick up the magic soap, without realising that his arch-enemy (Rear Admiral Fudge-Packer) is right behind him.

1 September

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The Only Classical Album You'll Ever Need

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5 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
Where is da beats and da Bruckner D minor?, 29 Jul 2007
Whod ave fought dat there would be enuf badass classical songs to be worf fillin two WHOLE CDs? Well, there aint. Most of da songs is well borin and it dont even got Star Wars on it. Dat is my favourite classical song, except for the valedictory Adagio (langsam, feierlich) from Anton Bruckner's unfinished Ninth symphony in D minor, performed by the Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra under the baton of Willhelm Furtwängler- which aint there neither. I aint never even eard arf of these songs on any decent Nokia ringtones or nuffin and most of em dont got no proper beats, innit! They should ave got my man MC Hammer to do a well-bad remix.

4 Sept