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Anger Management For Dummies
by Gentry, W. Doyle PhD

Reviewer: Wayne Redhart (to see more of his reviews and to vote for him click his name):

15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
A greatly calming influence, 24 Aug 2007

Anger has been a problem in my life for many years, dating back to my school days in the East-end. I vividly recall being first escorted to the headmaster's study by a sobbing teacher, after a particularly profane outburst in class. Equally vivid is the memory of being escorted to the police station by a sobbing headmaster, which I believe happened shortly afterward. Perhaps the most vivid of all is the memory of being escorted before the Judge by a sobbing policeman. I recall this with crystal clarity- probably because it spoiled my tenth Birthday (which continues to be a source of inner-torment, according to Dr. Stevens). Fortunately I found help and I was able to break free from the cycle before I reached the point of being escorted to the gallows by a sobbing executioner.

Anyway, this book is full of valuable techniques. The key is to deal with your anger, rather than repress it. When you leave emotions to build up, it's only a matter of time before an eruption will occur. I have learned a massive amount from the exercises here and my problems are now under control. I have even been told that I no longer represent a significant danger to the public. This is a far better book than 'Coping with Anger' by bloody David Thisbade- which is a damned rip-off! I spent £15 on that and it got me NOWHERE! He didn't DESERVE my money! IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON THAT !#?£$ THEN I'LL PULL OFF HIS #%^$£%s AND STICK THEM UP HIS *£$@#!

22 Sept

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Cunt Coloring Book
by Dee Corinne

Reviewer: Wayne Redhart (to see more of his reviews and to vote for him click his name):

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
Great fun!, 14 Sep 2007

This is an excellent set of templates for the erotic artist. The outlines are extremely detailed, offering a solid foundation for work. Experienced artists may wish to use watercolours or professional oil paints, although personally I prefer to splash on a coat of home-made emulsion. This is a wonderful book and I am glad that I came across it.

22 Sept

 
 
 

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Studies in the Social Sciences: Study of State Aid to Public Schools in Minnesota
by Raymond Kent

Reviewer: Wayne Redhart (to see more of his reviews and to vote for him click his name):

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
Excellent, 10 Aug 2007

This is a compelling piece of research regarding the improvements that state aid has brought to the public schools of Minnesota. The author states that lydian-inversion of the Fructian model of statistical palenthropy suggests literacy to have improved by 10%. Similarly the number of Minnesotan students qualifying as homeopathic-surgeons has been proportional to the cube-root of fiscal ostiporation (when plotted exponentially on Manzelflauzig's vestibularised index of agnostibility). Although Dr. Klonkhauser famously disputed some of Kent's findings (with reference to Van Flastenberg's Pyramid of Lechtenheim-modality) his work has since been discredited and Kent's findings are taken seriously once more.

Successes aside, it is clear that further aid would be of benefit. A click on Amazon's product image rather suggests that Minnesotan proof-reading classes are still heavily under-funded.

17 Sept