Boris Johnson, the Tory blonde bombshell, was abducted by UFO's this morning.

Johnson, who had just addressed Londoners over plans to stand as Tory candidate for London Mayor, left the venue by a side entrance but he has not been seen since.

An eyewitness told this website: "I saw large flashing white and yellow lights and when I looked up I saw a large silver flying saucer departing."

A UFOlogist told our reporter: "Boris Johnson has been targeted by aliens from outer space for the last ten years. In many alien cultures a blonde head of hair on a man is a sign of incredible intellect. It's probably the last time we ever see Johnson with a full head of hair."

3 London hairdressers sighed.