The England coach was told he could name his own price last night after getting his team to the finals of the Rugby Union World Cup.

Who the hell is this guy:

The price, which could be as high as £35 billion was being rumored about Paris last night.

Ashton, who's contract expires in December presumably because the old farts in the England Rugby Union thought he would be crap at the job as he only got appointed in December last year, could be named manager of the 21st century by 9:45 pm GMT this Saturday.

Were Ashton's team to win the World Cup it is possible that it could be the end to sport in England for the next twenty years.

Five Beefeaters died, none of them were English.